Dame Edna for President!

Why did we not think of this before? Here is a eulogy of her (or do you do eulogies only after someone has died?).

Just think of her capabilities - is good at public speaking, has her heart in the right place (I heard wonderful comments about old people's homes in Adelaide last year), gets on with anyone (though there is a certain risk of foot-in-mouth disease); she would stun Mr Putin, she has travelled the world extensively (though perhaps, I fear, not many Muslim countries), and She Has A Title.

Vastly more impressive than Mrs Palin.